In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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chadleymacguff:

choctawaukerman:

honestly what the fuck is Kathy Griffin doing w/ her life

truly living it to the fullest

chadleymacguff:

choctawaukerman:

honestly what the fuck is Kathy Griffin doing w/ her life

truly living it to the fullest

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psicopatria:

just me on a social basis. 

psicopatria:

just me on a social basis. 

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kindoflikehitlerwithadashofsexy:

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

This legitimately made me laugh out loud

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squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

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backtothegypsyy:

sttabla:

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Photographer Ken Griffiths for The Sunday Times (1973) (via

Broke my heart

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