me: goes to lowes
lowes man: how can I help you son
me: first of all I am not your son. second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals
This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
when someone unfollows me
a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch
She was there for me when no one else was
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